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Mrpupau; khztu;fsplk; "Nrhk;Ngup" vd;w jiyg;gpy; Xu;
fl;Liu vOJkhU $updhu;. mjw;F Xu; khztd; Ie;J
gf;fq;fs; tpl;L filrp gf;fj;jpy; ,J jhd; Nrhk;Ngup jdk;
vd;W vOjpdhd;.

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Aasiriyar maanavargalidam "somberi" endra thalaipil oru katturai ezhuthumaru koorinar. Atharku oru maanavan aindhu pakkangal vitu kadaisi pakkathil idhu thaan somberithanam endru ezhuthinan
Submitted by Kalpana - Added on 9/9/2007

Mrpupau; jd; khdtu;fsplk; "- ehq;fs; gbf;Fk; fhyj;jpy;
vq;fs; Mrpupau; ed;whf nrhy;ypnfhLf;f - ehq;fs; ed;whf
gbj;Njhk;.mg;gb Xu; Mrpupau; vq;fSf;F". mjw;F Xu; khztd;
"ePq;fs; mjpu;\;lk; cs;stu;fs; Mdhy; vq;fSf;F mg;gbah?"
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Aasiriyar than maanavargalidam " naangal padikkum kaalathil engal aasiriyar solli kodukka - naangal nandraaga padithom. appadi oru aasiriyar engalukku". Atharku oru maanavan " neengal adirshtam ullavargal aanal engalukku appadiya?"
Submitted by Kalpana - Added on 9/9/2007

Mrpupau;: cq;f tPl;L fbfhuj;Jy 13 Kiw kzp mbr;rh vd;d Neuk;?

khztd;: fbfhuj;j gOJ ghf;f Ntz;ba Neuk; rhu;.........

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Aasiriyar: Unga veetu kadigarathula 13 murai mani adicha enna neram?

Maanavan: Kadigaratha pazhuthu parka vendiya neram sir...
Submitted by sarayu - Added on 1/27/2010

Mf;rplz;l; Mfp `h];gpl;lypy; ,Ue;j ahidaplk; vWk;G
fhjpy; VNjh nrhy;y.... me;j ahid nrj;Nj Ngha; tpl;lJ...
mg;gb vd;d vWk;G nrhd;dJ..?
ehd; cdf;F ,uj;jk; juth.?
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Accident aagi Hospitalil irundha yaanaiyidam erumbu kaadhil yedho solla... andha yaanai sethee poi vittadhu...
Appadi enna erumbu sonnadhu?
naan unakku ratham tharava ..?
Submitted by Malar - Added on 8/17/2007

Mf;rpnld;l; yhupa fapU fl;b; Ntw yhup %yk; nfhz;L nghwhq;f ru;jhu; ghu;j;Jl;L nrhy;whu; " XU fapuh nfhz;L Nghf nuz;L yhupah....? "
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Accident lorrya kayiru katti vera lorry moolam kondu poraanga sardar parthuttu solrar " Oru kayiru kondu poga rendu lorrya...?"
Submitted by ganesh dot s - Added on 10/29/2007

mg;gh : Vz;lh vg;Ngh ghu;j;jhYk; Jhq;fpl;Nl ,Uf;f?

kfd; : mg;Jy; fyhk; vy;NyhiuAk; fdT fhz nrhy;yp ,Uf;fhu;. Jhq;fpdhy; jhNd fdT tUk;

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Appa: Yenda eppo parthaalum thoongitte irukka?
Magan: Abdul kalam ellorayum kanavu kaana solli irukaar.
Thoonginal thaane kanavu varum.
Submitted by Charan - Added on 7/3/2009

Mg;gpis ehpf;fp tr;rh vd;d MFk;? ehp Jhf;fpl;L Ngha;Lk;

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Appla narikki vacha enna aagum? nari thookittu poidum
Submitted by Saravanan - Added on 5/27/2009

Ml;NlhD ngau; ,Ue;jhYk; k;kDtyhjhd; l;iut; gz;z KbAk;...

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Autonnu peyar irundhaalum manuala thaan drive panna mudiyum
Submitted by Sony Jeyaseelan - Added on 5/27/2009

mtu; NfhapYf;F NghFk; NghJ gha;e;J gha;e;Jjhd; Nghthu;..
Vd;?
mtu; jhd; gf;jpkhd; Mr;Nr
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Avar kovilukku pogum podhu paainthu paainthu thaan povaar...
yen?
Avar thaan bakthimaan aache.
Submitted by Malar - Added on 8/17/2007

fpyh]; khlk;: My; Mg; A iul; At;u; yt;t;u; nek; ,d; nggu;

Mg;lu; 2 nrfz;l;];

nfy;];: gpdpn\l; khnlk;

Mg;lu; 10 nrfz;\;

g;ha;\;: mbrpdy; nggu; nklk;
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Class Madam: All of you write your lover Name in a paper.

After 2 seconds

Girls: Finished Madam

After 10 Seconds

Boys: Additional Paper Madam
Submitted by Samama - Added on 6/23/2009

f;sh]; nl];l;- nrhy;ynt ,y;y...

jpaup f;sh];- Kbany......

nrnk];nlu; nfhr;bnad; Ngg;gu;- ,jy;yhk; cf;fhe;J Nahrpghq;fNsh.................

mupnau;];- upr;f; vLf;fwJ vy;yhk; vq;fSf;F ur;F rhg;lwJ khjpup...

gpl;- vijANk g;Pshd; gz;zp jhd; gz;zDk;..............

upry;l;- ,g;gNt fd;dfl;LNj.................

bfpup- tUk; ...............Mdh............ tuhJ................................
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Class Test: Sollave Illa

Theory Class: Mudiyala

Semester Question Paper: Idhellam ukkandhu yosipaangalo

Arrears: Risk edukarathu ellam engalukku rusk sapidara mathiri

Bit: Edhaiyume Plan panni thaan pannanum

Result: Ippave Kanna katuthe

Degree: Varum Aana varaathu
Submitted by jaman - Added on 1/7/2010

vd;idf;F ey;y ehs; /g;iu /g;Tl; nra;a njupAkh? mJ ~~ /g;iu Nl....
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Ennaiku nalla naal fry food seiya theriyuma? Adhu FRIDAY
Submitted by Shanthi Abe - Added on 1/7/2010

vd;d jhd; gtu; fpsh];] gpupl;[;y itr;rhYk; . gtu; fpsh]; $ypq; fpsh]; MfhJ
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Ennathaan power glassa fridgela vaichaalum power glass cooling glass aagathu
Submitted by manimaran - Added on 12/10/2007

vd;djhd; eP GJ khly; nkhigy; tr;rpUe;jhYk; nk];N][; /ghu;tu;L jhd; gz;z KbAk; uPitz;L gz;z KbahJ
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Ennathan nee pudhu model mobile vachirunthaalum message forward thaan panna mudiyum rewind panna mudiyathu
Submitted by Ginga - Added on 1/27/2010

fhf;fh Vd; fUg;gh ,Uf;F njupAkh? Vd;dh? mJ ::Ngu; md; yt;yp gad;gLjiy.... `p... `p

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Kaaka yen karuppa irukku theriyuma? Yenna? Adhu Fair and Lovely payanpaduthalai...hhehehe
Submitted by Shanthi Abe - Added on 7/29/2009

fy;ahz tPl;by;:

Mz; 1: thq;f thq;f ePq;f khg;gps;is tPl;l;Lf;fhuuh nghz;Z tPl;Lf;fhuuh ?

Mz; 2: ,y;iyq;f ehd; nghz;Nzhl gioa tPl;Lf;fhuu;......................
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Kalyana veetil

Aan1: Vanga vanga neenga mappillai veetukaarara ponnu veetukkarara?

Aan2: Illainga naan ponnoda pazhaiya veetukaarar
Submitted by jaman - Added on 1/7/2010

fz;jhdk; nra;ahj Ch; vJ njhpAkh? ma; juh ghj;
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Kann thaanam seiyaatha oor edhu theriyuma? Hyderabad (Eye Thara Bad)
Submitted by KannanVeera - Added on 12/28/2008

fUg;Gk; fyU jhd; nty;iyAk; fyU jhd; MdYk; fUg;G nty;iy btpa fyu; btpD nrhy;y KbAkh?

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Karuppum coloru thaan vellaiyum coloru thaan aanalum karuppu vellai tvyai color tvnnu solla mudiyuma
Submitted by Prema Raghavan - Added on 5/28/2009

fpsp Vd; gr;irah ,Uf;F? Vd;dh? mJ Ntfy........

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Kili yen pachaiyaa irukku? Yenna? Adhu Vegala
Submitted by Shanthi Abe - Added on 7/29/2009

fpzj;Jy fy;iyg; Nghl;lh fy;Y KOfpLk; Vd;?

Vd;dh mJf;F jhd; ePr;ry; njupahNj

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Kinathula kallai potta kallu muzhugidum yen?

Yenna adukku thaan neechal theriyaathe
Submitted by soora_kottai_singa_kutty_mani - Added on 9/2/2007

vy;.Nf.[p. gha;-1:- Nla; kr;rhd; gpl;L vLj;Jfpl;L NghdpNa A]; Gy;yhlh vy;.Nf.[p. gha;-2:- Nghlh khr;rhd; gpl;l [l;bFs;s ntr;rj kwe;J cr;rh ngha;Nld; lh
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L.K.G. BOY 1: Dei machan bittu eduthuttu poniye usefullada

L.K.G. BOY 2: Poda machan bitta jattikulla vechatha maranthu ucha poitenda
Submitted by Vettiarattai - bala - Added on 1/7/2010

%f;Fy Vd; mbf;fb rsp gpbf;FJ.?
%f;Ff;F Nky; I]; ,Uf;Nf. mjdhyjhd;.
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Mookula yen adikadi sali pidikuthu..?
Mookuku mael eyes irukke, adhanaalathaan.
Submitted by Malar - Added on 8/17/2007

Kjy; ehs; u[pdp glj;jpw;F Nghdhy; jpNal;lu;y
GOf;fNk ,Uf;fhJ...
vg;gb? md;dpf;F Vfg;gl;l tprpwpq;f tUthq;f

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mudhal naal rajini padathirku ponal theatrela puzhukamme irukaathu
eppadi? Annikku yegappatta visiringa varuvaanga

Submitted by soora_kottai_singa_kutty_mani - Added on 9/2/2007

ehd;F ngz;fs; if fhl;ba clNd g]; epd;W tpLfpwJ.
Vd;?
mjdhy; cl;fhu KbahJ... mjhd;.

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Naangu pengal kai kaatiya udane bus nindru vidugirathu. yen?
Athanaal utkaara mudiyaathu... adhuthaan.
Submitted by Malar - Added on 8/17/2007

ey;yh Xtu; NghLthNu mtu; ,d;dpf;F Mlypah?
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Xtuh Nghl;Ll;Lg; gLj;Jl;lhuhk;.
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Nalla over poduvaare avar inniku aadaliya?
-
Over potuttu paduthuttaaraam.
Submitted by Malar - Added on 8/11/2007

eP rpupf;Fk; xt;nthU nehbAk; ehd; cd; gpd;dhy; ,Ug;Ngd; Vd;dh me;j nfhLikia ahu; Kd;dhy epd;D ghh;f;fpwJ

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Nee sirikkum ovovoru nodiyum naan un pinnal iruppen yenna andha kodumaiyai yaar munnaala ninnu parkarathu
Submitted by Samama - Added on 6/23/2009

eu;R : MgNurd; jpnal;lu;y nlypNghd; itf;f Ntz;lhk; vd;W nrhd;Ndd; Nfl;Bq;fsh lhf;lu;

lhf;lu;: Vd;?

eu;R : mJTk; nll; Ma;Lr;R

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Nurse: Operation theatrela telephone vaika vendam endru sonnen keteengala doctor.

Doctor: yen?

Nurse: Adhuvum dead aiduchu
Submitted by Nathalie - Added on 12/28/2008

xLu jf;fhspiag; ghu;j;J ,d;ndhU jf;fhsp vd;d nrhy;Yr;rhk; njupAkh? eP Kjypy; Ngh ~~I tpy; nfl;rhg;~~
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Odura thakkaliya parthy innoru thakkali enna sollucham theriyuma? Nee mudhalil po I will Ketchup(catch up)
Submitted by Shanthi Abe - Added on 1/7/2010

MuQ;Nrhl Nrj;J Ie;J goq;fs; Xl;lge;jak; Nghr;rhk; Mdhy; Muq;R kl;Lk; Njhj;J Nghr;rhk; Vd;? Vd;dh~~mJ ud; mTl; m/g; [{];~~
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Orangoda sernthu aindhu pazhangal ottapandhayam pochaam aanal orangu mattum thothu pochaam yen? Yenna adhu run out of juice
Submitted by Shanthi Abe - Added on 1/7/2010

xU Mrpupau; tFg;Gf;F te;J mWg;gjw;F fj;jp fpilf;Fkh vd Nfl;f

mjw;F JLf;fhd xU khztd; nrhd;dhd;

" mJf;F Vd; rhu; fj;jp ePq;f ghlk; elj;jpdhNy Nghjhjh?"

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Oru aasiriyar vaguppukku vandhu arupatharku kathi kedaikuma ena ketka

Adharkku thudukkaana oru maanavan sonnan

"Adhukku yen sir kathi neenga paadam nadathinaale podhaatha"
Submitted by Bruno neeta - Added on 5/27/2009

xU mwpthsp nrhd;dhd;: "ehDk; jpUkzk; nra;a khl;Nld; vd; gps;isfsplKk; jpUkzk; nra;ahjPu;fs; vd;Ngd;."

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Oru Arivaali sonnan "naanum thirumanam seya maaten en pillaigalidamum thirumanam seyaatheergal enben"
Submitted by Sony Jeyaseelan - Added on 5/27/2009

xU vUk;g xU ahda njhuj;Jr;rhk;; me;j vUk;G Nfhtpy; cssy Ngha; xSQ;Rfpr;rhk;; Md me;f ahd mj fz;Lgpbrpr;rhk; mJ vg;gb? Vdh me;j vUk;G thry;y nrUg;g fol;btpl;L Nghr;rhk;
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Oru erumbu oru yanaiya thorachuchaam andha erumbu kovil ulla poi olunjukichaam aaana andha yaana adha kandupidichichaam adhu eppadi? yenna andha erumbu vaasalla seruppa kazhatti vittu pochaam
Submitted by joojoo - Added on 2/27/2010

xU ru;jhu;[p ghj;&k; fjit jpwe;J itj;J Fspj;J nfhz;bUe;jhu;... Vd; mg;gb vd;W Nfl;lhu; ez;gu;.. mjw;F ru;jhu;[p.. ehd; G+l;bf;nfhz;L Fspj;jhy; ahNuh.. me;j fjT rhtp Jthuk; topahf ghu;f;fpwhu;fs;.. mjhd; ,g;Ngh vg;gb ghu;f;f KbAk; me;j Jthuk; topahf vd;whuhk;..
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Oru sardarji bathroom kathavai thiranthu vaithu kulithu kondirunthar. yen appadi endru ketaar nanbar.. atharku sardharji.. naan pootikondu kulithaal yaaro .. andha kathavu saavi thuvaaram vazhiyaaga parkiraargal..athaan ippo eppadi parka mudiyum andha thuvaram vazhiyaga endraaram
Submitted by Nizhal - Added on 1/7/2010

xU tPl;Ly jpUld; te;J eif gzk; vy;yhj;ijAk; RUl;bfpl;lhd;. mtd; fpsk;Gk;nghJ me;j tPl;L Foe;ij ghu;j;JLr;R. mJ vd;d nrhy;Yr;R njupAkh?

'kupahijah vd; ];$y; NgifAk; vLj;jpl;L Ngh... ,y;y mk;khit vOg;gpLNtd;"

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Oru Veetula thirudan vandhu nagai panam ellathayum suruttikittan. avan kilambum bothu andha veetu kuzhandhai parthuduchu, adhu enna solluchu theriyuma?

"mariyathaiya en school bagaiyum eduthuttu po... illa ammavaai ezhuppiduven"
Submitted by Naughty - Added on 2/17/2008

xU ahidAk; vUk;Gk; xUj;jiu xUj;ju; capUf;F capuh
fhjyprhq;fyhk; Mdh vUk;G tPl;y mjH;f;F
rk;kjpf;fiyahk; clNd vUk;G mtq;f mg;gh mk;kh fpl;l
xU tp\aj;j nrhy;ypr;rhk;... mj Nfl;l mg;ghTk; mk;khTk;
mjpu;r;rpahfp kaq;fp tp*e;jhq;fyhk;. mg;gb vUk;G
mtq;ffpl;l vd;d nrhy;yp ,Uf;Fk;...???.. ahidNahl gps;s
vd; tapj;jpy; tsUJd;D nrhy;Yr;rhk;."

mj Nfl;l mg;ghTk; mk;khTk; mjpu;r;rpahfp kaq;fp
tp*e;jhq;fyhk;.

mg;gb vUk;G mtq;ffpl;l vd;d nrhy;yp ,Uf;Fk;...???..

ahidNahl gps;s vd; tapj;jpy; tsUJd;D nrhy;Yr;rhk;."

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Oru yaanaiyum erumbum orutharai oruthar uyirukku uyiraa kaathalichaangalam aaana erumbu veetla atharkku sammathikalayam

udane erumbu avanga appa amma kitta oru vishayatha sollichaam.

Adha keta appavum ammavum adhirchiyaagi mayangi vizhunthaangalam.

Appadi erumbu avangakitta enna solli irukkum.

Yaanaiyoda pillai en vayithala valarathunnu solluchaam.

Submitted by Shalini - Added on 12/28/2008

xUtH: cq;f nkhigYf;F nuhk;g ehsh biu gz;Nud; rptpl;r;rhg;d;D nrhy;YJ?

rHjhH: mJ jhd; vd;Ndhl fhyH bAd;
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Oruvar : Unga Mobiluku romba naala try panren switched off nu solludhu ?
Sardar : Adhu thaan ennoda caller tune...

Submitted by Srimurugan - Added on 2/27/2010

xUtu; : glk; Nghl;lJk; vy;yhUk; Jk;Kwhq;fNy....Vd;?

kw;wtu; : krhyh glkhr;Nr... mjhd;.

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Oruvar : Padam pottathum ellarum thummuraangale ... yen?
Mattravar : Masala padamaache... adhaan
Submitted by soora_kottai_singa_kutty_mani - Added on 9/2/2007

xUtu;: Nl vq;f tPl;Ly vd;d vUik khL jz;l NrhUD jpl;Lthq;f. cq;f tPl;Ly

,d;ndhUtu;: vq;f tPl;Ly cd;d gj;jp mt;tyt;th njupahJ..........
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Oruvar: dei enga veetula enna erumai maadu thanda sorunnu thittuvaanga , unga veetula..

Innoruvar: enga veetula unnai pathi avvavvalava theriyadhu
Submitted by k. Yogamalar - Added on 2/27/2010

ngz; : lhf;lu; vg;g ghu;j;jhYk; ,tu; rpupr;Rf;fpl;Nl ,Uf;fpwhu;

lhf;lu;: ePq;f Vd; ghu;f;fwPq;f

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Penn : Doctor eppa parthaalum ivar sirichukitte irukkaar.

Doctor : neenga yen paakareenga.
Submitted by soora_kottai_singa_kutty_mani - Added on 9/2/2007

upg;Ngu; yhupa fapU %yk; Ntw yhup %yk; nfhz;L nghwhq;f
ru;jhu; ghu;j;Jl;L nrhy;whu; " XU fapuh nfhz;L Nghf nuz;L yhupah....? "

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Repair lorrya kayiru moolam vera lorry moolam kondu poraanga, sardar parthuttu solrar " oru kayiraa kondu poga rendu lorryyaaa...? "
Submitted by GANESH.S - Added on 9/9/2007

ru;jhu;[p uapypy; Nky; jl;by; gLj;J ,Uf;fpwhu;. xU jkpod; fpo; jl;by; gLj;J ,Uf;fpwhu;. ru;jhu;[p jkpoid ghu;j;J vq;Nf NghNw vd;W Nfl;lhu; jkpod; nrhd;dhd; nrd;id NghNwd; vd;W mjw;F r;u;jhu;[p nrhd;du; ghU tpQ;Qhdk; vt;tsT Kd;NdwPaPUf;F...Nky; jl;by; gLj;J ,Uf;fpwTq vy;yhUk; Kk;gha; NghNwhk; fpo; jl;by; gLj;J ,Uf;fpwTq vy;yhUk; nrd;id NghwPqf....Mdhy; Nghw;J xNu uapypy;.....

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Sardarji rayilil mel thattil paduthu irukirar. Oru thamizhan keezh thattil paduthu irukirar. Sardarji thamizhanai parthu enge pore endru kettar. Thamizhan sonnan chennai porenn endru adharku sardarji sonnar paaru vignanam evavalavu munneriyirukku mel thattil paduthu irukuravanga ellarum mumbai porom keezh thattill paduthu irukuravanga ellarum chennai poreenga... aanal porathu ore rayilil.
Submitted by Shanthi Abe - Added on 7/29/2009

v]; b b f;F vjpHgjk; vd;d? Neh fhgp b
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STD kku opposite enna? No coffee Tea
Submitted by Rebecca - Added on 12/28/2008

jk;gp: mz;Nz gpd;dhy Fj;jpdh Kd;Df;F NghFkhz;Nz ?

mz;zz; : mJ njupahJlh jk;gp Mdh epl;rakh cs;Sf;F NghFk;.!!

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Thambi: Anna pinnaala kuthina munnukku pogumaanne?

Annan: Adhu theriyathuda thambi aana nitchayama ullukku pogum...
Submitted by Bruno Neeta - Added on 5/27/2009

l; tp vr; 50apy; nrz;w NghJ fhap nrhd;dhy; Nfhz;lh tpy; nrz;w NghJ fy;nyh nrhd;dhy; Nfhz;lh rpl;bapy; nrz;w NghJ if nfhLj;jhy; mj;jidAk; ez;gDlJ nrhd;Ndd; mz;zh vz;uhy;

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TVS 50 yil sendra pothu hi sonnal honda vil sendra pothu hello sonnal honda cityil sendra pothu kai koduthal athanaiyum nanbanudathu sonnen anna endral
Submitted by Endrum Anbudan Mani - Added on 10/29/2007

cq;fs; Cupy; ngupa kdpju;fs; ahutJ gpwe;jpUf;fpwhu;fsh?
,y;iy Foe;ijfs; jhd; gpwe;jpUf;fpd;wd

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Ungal ooril periya manithargal yaaravathu piranthirukindraargala.
Illai kuzhandaigal thaan piranthirukindarana.
Submitted by soora_kottai_singa_kutty_mani - Added on 9/2/2007

itj;jpau;: th th Fl;bg; nghz;Z ey;yhu;f;fpah?

Fl;bg;Nghz;Z: Fl;bg;nghz;Z ey;yhu;e;jh Vd; cq;ffpl;l tNud;.
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Vaithiyar: Va Va kuttipponnu Nalla irukkiya?

Kuttiponnu: Kuttiponnu nalla irundha yen ungakitta vareen.
Submitted by Anne - Added on 12/28/2008

tho;f;if re;Njhrkh ,Uf;f 5 Fwpg;Gfs; 1. yt; 2. fy;ahzk;
3. 4. 5. mg;Gwk; vg;gb re;Njh\kh ,Uf;fpwJ
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Vazhkai santhoshama irukka 5 kurippugal

1. love 2. Kalyanam 3. 4. 5. ..

Apparam eppadi santhoshama irukarathu
Submitted by Samama - Added on 6/23/2009

thl; ^ A fhy; nuz;L gdhdh gPy;];? v /Ngu; /g;T ];ypg;/gu;];.
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What do you call rendu banana peels? a pair of slippers
Submitted by Shanthi Abe - Added on 1/7/2010

Vd; gdhdh lhf;lu ghf;f Nghr;rhk; njupAkh? Vd;dh> mJ ehl; ~~gPypq; nty;~~
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Yen banana doctora parka pocham theriyuma? Yenna adhu not Peeling (feeling) well.
Submitted by Shanthi Abe - Added on 1/7/2010

Vd; nyl;A];Rk; Lkl;NlhTk; /g;y];? Vd;dh> nj -\h j nryl;
l;nu];rpq;.
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Yen lettucum tomatouvm plus? yenna they share the salad dressing
Submitted by Shanthi Abe - Added on 1/7/2010